Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Time For #Days (aka #DOOL) May Be Running Out

As I Originally Posted June, 10, 2011
Like sands through the hour glass, time is running out for the Days Of Our Lives
I have a theory (it is a lil conspiracy theory like) that I shared yesterday that I believe NBC  is systematically destroying Days Of Our Lives in order to lose fans so they can cancel Days! Some people wonder why they would bother bringing back Drake Hogestyn (John Black), Deirdre Hall (Marlena Evans Black) and Matthew Ashford (Jack Deveraux) back only to cancel it. I personally think that the classic (early 80’s) characters are being brought back simply to wrap up the show.
(UPDATE April, 4, 2012)
I am now 100% convinced Ken Corday will kill Days!

Thursday, February 02, 2012

Crystal Clear

Last night whilst perusing online I found this interview with our dear Chrystal Chappell! It was entertaining to read this given that it was written prior to her arrival to Days Of our Lives. What really got to me was the first sentence and how the word “replace” was used. Last week many of us heard that same word used on Days!

Click on the images to read the article!
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3



Tuesday, January 24, 2012

EPIC #CarBo Mayan Reunion

Carly and Bo had a Mayan wedding in 1991 and all us Carbo gals swooned! We had a CarBo tease again from 2009 – 2011 then alas our CarBo loving hearts were broken. I was thinking with all this Mayan 2012 nonsense we could have a truly soapy CarBo reunion.
As I see it Carly and Bo would be abducted by a Mayan tribe since Carly and Bo have the key to saving the world. First all we would see is Bo being abducted, then a shot of Carly being held captive in a prison.In this storyline we find out CarBo DNA was used to create a child (around the time of the CarBo Mayan wedding) and this child who is now 20.
The Mayan tribe raised the child to keep the child safe (the child is the actual key to saving the world). We find out a cult has abducted from the Mayan tribe and will be sacrificed in the child in order to ensure the end of the world in December, 21, 2012 (wasn’t the Mayan CarBo wedding in December 1991). When Carly and Bo find out they have a child they work together to save the child and the world ultimately. Carly and Bo find out however that in order to save their child they are not allowed to contact anyone to tell them about their whereabouts!
Could you imagine all the fun the writers could have with this storyline! I figure if Marlena can have a possession storyline and Hope with a royal doppelganger we can most certainly have a CarBo 2012 Mayan adventure!!!
I think I had a Carbogasm writing this!
(Created by TLContessa on January, 24th, 2012)

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The Wrath Of Kiriakis

a Who Is Brady subplot!
As I thought more about the potential of Who Is Brady and Where Is the REAL Chloe Lane I thought about the awesome subplots!
Could you imagine Victor Kiriakis’s reaction to finding out the person he thought was Brady for the past few years was in fact the grand son of Ernesto Toscano (aka FauxBrady)! Victor would most definitely seek revenge on Marina Toscano when he finds out she is still alive and was in cahoots with Sefano DeMira to kidnap Brady and Chloe! How will Victor treat FauxBrady?

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Brian Frons, Soap Scrooge Cast

Brian Frons as Ebinezer Scrooge
Adam Chandler as Jacob Marley
Viki Lord as Spirit Of Christmas Past
Erica Kane as Spirit Of Christmas Present
David Hayward as Spirit Of Chistmas Yet To Come
Ryan Lavery as  Fred (Scrooge’s Nephew)
Greenlee as Fred’s Wife
Bo Buchanan as Bob Cratchit
Nora Buchanan as Mrs. Crachit
Sam Manning as Tiny Tim
Roxy as Mrs. Dilber


Tuesday, December 13, 2011

My Fantasy #Broe #Days

There is the “Who Is Brady” plot another of the Broe Divas came up with that would allow for the return of Kyle Lowder while keeping Eric Martsolf. We believe Brady (Kyle Lowder) was abducted in Vienna and replaced by Mr.X (Eric Marsolf). You can follow the @WhoIsBrady twitter!
I added to the whole “Who Is Brady” with my “The REAL Chloe Lane” plot. I think this could be the biggest DiMera conspiracy! My mind is reeling with the possibility of adding that Stefano was not alone in this his accomplice would be Marina Tuscano (Isabelle's not so dead sister) who is out for revenge.
Since Isabelle was not around to get revenge on she exacted revenge on John and  Brady. Marina knew Stefano would be the best person to form an alliance with the fulfil her plan! This would mean BOTH the real Brady and Chloe are locked away in Vienna!
My new addition would really bring back some history! Possibility of Angel IzzyB who has been watching over Brady in Vienna. The soapiness that DiMera has drugged/altered brain chips so people in would think Mr.X (Eric Martsolf) was Brady even though he looked different. I would want Mr.X (to be named later) and FauxChloe to be pawns and innocent.
Oh and Mr.X would be Marina’s son (Making him Brady’s cousin) that she brainwashed since birth!
FauxChloe could be RealChloe’s twin???

Thursday, November 24, 2011

AMC and OLTL : Death Of An Era or Conspiracy?

Watch out, my little conspiracy theory brain is about to rear it’s ugly head again.
Yesterday upon the news of Prospect Park ditching the efforts to revive All My Children and One Life To Live via the web, I decided to do a little research. I noticed Prospect Park production company was co-founded by Richard H. Frank, a former Disney Studios executive. When I read this it lead me to wondering if ABC only “sold” All My Children and One Life To Live as a way to get the heat off of them and to divert the attention elsewhere. I also wonder if possibly ABC paid Prospect Park to take the shows and the heat for the ultimate cancellation?
I have to admit at first I thought Prospect Park may be a dummy corporation though I do noticed they are involved in the production of a couple legit shows. I have yet to find any official website for Prospect Park which still leads me to wonder if ABC has some sort of ownership? This theory is a little bit out there but you have to admit it does seem plausible!
You can quote me on this, I have a feeling General Hospital will not be around by this time next year!

Saturday, October 01, 2011

#RealNadiaBonGLEE Campaign

I, TLContessa am officially starting a campaign to get Nadia Bjorlin on Glee! Come on people we all know she has the talent to rock Glee. Let's get @RealNadiaB (Nadia Bjorlin) on #Glee, with hashtag!
BTW…There is the easy to sign #RealNadiaBonGLEE twitition (twitter petition) HERE!

Thursday, September 15, 2011

ODE TO THE SINS OF THE GIRLS OF GH

I wrote this cheesy but fun poem a few years back, some of the “sins” have changed and some have not!
 
The GH girls are far from being pearls
 
Remember Sam,
Who is always pulling some kind of scam
 
Then Elizabeth,
Who lies and lies saying it is for the best
 
Here's Lulu,
Who's indecision leaves many boys of GH blue
 
Now that Maxie,
Who's always causing trouble due to her never ending jealousy
 
Check out Tracy,
Who though tricked to marry Luke chooses to stay, now that is truly crazy
 
Oh also Kate,
Who when not around Sonny is rather fake
 
Meet Claudia,
Who's antics couldn't be naughtier
 
Poor Alexis,
Who was good until flirting with Jerry and forgetting what a criminal he really is
 
Don't forget Diane,
Who has to be sinister to win those tricky cases she's bee tryin

Look at Nadine,
Who has the saddest crush on Nicholas I've ever seen
 
Glance at Monica,
Who would have been alright until she had a drunken hit and run after to much tonic
 
These girls of GH have pretty bad qualities you see
Though they are still entertaining to me
 
I almost forgot Robin,
Who is good but her storyline with Stone left me sobbin
 
©TLContessa

Monday, September 05, 2011

The Attacker (of Salem’s Prostitutes) is....

Gus is the one who is attacking the prostitutes and planning to frame Quinn? He has always been jealous of Quinn’s connection to Vivian!Even tough I hate that this storyline involved Chloe being attacked, this is getting good! I guess Chloe needed to be attacked for us to care about this storyline at all.
Vivian is partially to blame for Gus killing/attacking the Salem prostitutes, she has been virtually castrating him for years!

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Days Of All My Fuckwits

This is the start of my soap parody, I am not sure how far I will go with it!

Location

Fuckopolis, USA

The Characters

The Washingtons (The Old Money Rich Couple, Their 3 Children)

The Brewers (The Obnoxious Nouveaux Riche Couple, Their 2 Children)

The Fosters and The Parkers (The Two Middle Class Families, 4 Children In One Family and 2 Children In the Other Family)

The Dylans (The Poor Family, Thier 3 Children)

© All Rights Reserved

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Speculations Of The Spotted Pony (UPDATED)

Ever since The Spotted Pony was mentioned, I made a speculation!
When Stacey Morasco came to Llanview we found out she was using Gigi as an alias when she was a stripper.
I think Gigi’s spirit is unable to rest since….
Kim is likely at a strip joint using the alias Gigi.

(UPDATE) August, 23rd, 2011

Monday, August 01, 2011

My (REAL) Chloe Lane Theory

Back on June the 16th I came up with a theory that this has been fake Chloe since the return! An imposter (or a possible long lost twin) was brainwashed  by the DeMira clan to think she was Chloe Lane. All this time the real Chloe Lane has been held captive in Vienna somewhere.
If this has been the fake Chloe Lane all this time she was never involved with Daniel or Lucas nor did she create Parker with Philip (since Fake Chloe did). I do not think Fake Chloe would be evil just a victim of DeMira brainwashing and as stated earlier she is a possible long lost twin Nancy’s father never told her about. This story line could leave room for Craig and Nancy to return to Salem when Real Chloe is saved and to get to know Fake Chloe.
This would explain why our self assured opera geek turned into an insecure prostitute!
Now this would be classic Days Of Our Lives soapiness!

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Clueless and Ageless

It's eerie that the stars of Clueless have barely aged so I created this!

Sunday, July 24, 2011

My Twisted #AMC Theory

Tad and Dixie will reunite….
…then Zach and Kendall will reunite…
… and David reveals Griffin and Cara are part of the Orpheus project and are NOT brother and sister, they fall in love and live happy ever after or…
Zach and Dixie fall in love leaving Tad with Cara and Kendall with Griffin!
I am just kidding, but it would be deliciously soapy! LOL

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

#OLTL Ben and Viki, Eternal Love


It is too bad OLTL would not unkill Ben for Viki, though I think they will be going for a Viki and Clint reunion!

Why I want #OLTL’s Destiny to be Pregnant (UPDATED)

Since Matt and Destiny had sex I’ve stated I want Bo and Nora to have a piece of Matt so much that I want Destiny to be pregnant. If Destiny is pregnant Bo and Nora will have a grandchild that is Matt’s child! There is even more to the reason I want Destiny to be pregnant!
If Matthew lives I also think a teen pregnancy storyline with Destiny pregnant could be a great way for Destiny to better understand why she was given up to her paternal grand parents at birth! The way this would work would be Destiny would have the baby and give it up for adoption. You must have figured out where I am going with this! An open adoption where Destiny would give her and Matt’s baby to Bo and Nora to raise since she feels she is too young to raise a child.This might show her the other side of the reason she was adopted out!
With the impending demise of One Live To Live there is not enough time for Bo and Nora to have grandchildren and this would allow them to have one!
*Will umbilical stem cells from Matt's and Destiny's baby be used to somehow save his life
*Update: July, 7th, 2011 3:38 AST



#AMC’s Vincent Irizarry, Aging Very Well!

Vincent Irizarry aka David Hayward on All My Children
Isn’t it annoying that men can age this well!