Days Of All My Fuckwits

This is the start of my soap parody, I am not sure how far I will go with it!

Location

Fuckopolis, USA

The Characters

The Washingtons (The Old Money Rich Couple, Their 3 Children)

The Brewers (The Obnoxious Nouveaux Riche Couple, Their 2 Children)

The Fosters and The Parkers (The Two Middle Class Families, 4 Children In One Family and 2 Children In the Other Family)

The Dylans (The Poor Family, Thier 3 Children)

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Speculations Of The Spotted Pony (UPDATED)

Ever since The Spotted Pony was mentioned, I made a speculation!

When Stacey Morasco came to Llanview we found out she was using Gigi as an alias when she was a stripper.

I think Gigi’s spirit is unable to rest since….

Kim is likely at a strip joint using the alias Gigi.

(UPDATE) August, 23rd, 2011

Beautifully Broe

My (REAL) Chloe Lane Theory

Back on June the 16th I came up with a theory that this has been fake Chloe since the return! An imposter (or a possible long lost twin) was brainwashed  by the DeMira clan to think she was Chloe Lane. All this time the real Chloe Lane has been held captive in Vienna somewhere.

If this has been the fake Chloe Lane all this time she was never involved with Daniel or Lucas nor did she create Parker with Philip (since Fake Chloe did). I do not think Fake Chloe would be evil just a victim of DeMira brainwashing and as stated earlier she is a possible long lost twin Nancy’s father never told her about. This story line could leave room for Craig and Nancy to return to Salem when Real Chloe is saved and to get to know Fake Chloe.

This would explain why our self assured opera geek turned into an insecure prostitute!

Now this would be classic Days Of Our Lives soapiness!